Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves

Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors

Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.

Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil

Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl

Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction

Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs

Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs

Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions

Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner

Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail

Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man

Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way

Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss

Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid

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