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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Posted by echo at 5:19 AM

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.